A gypsy wedding that ended in a mass brawl and multiple arrests had it's court hearing today.
The best man said, "Well, you see when gypsies get married it is tradition for the best man to have the first dance with the bride. Obviously, the groom thought i was getting a bit close to his new wife, stormed over and kicked the poor woman right in the c**t, your honor!"
"That's absolutely horrendous!" exclaimed the judge.
"You're not wrong" replied the man, "broke two of my fu*king fingers!"
The best man said, "Well, you see when gypsies get married it is tradition for the best man to have the first dance with the bride. Obviously, the groom thought i was getting a bit close to his new wife, stormed over and kicked the poor woman right in the c**t, your honor!"
"That's absolutely horrendous!" exclaimed the judge.
"You're not wrong" replied the man, "broke two of my fu*king fingers!"