There are 2 statues in a park:
One of a nude man and one of a nude woman.
They had been facing each other across a pathway for hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky. With a single gesture, brings the 2 statues to life.
The angel tells them "As a reward for being patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for 30 minutes to do what you've wished to do the most."
He looks at her, she looks at him and they disappear behind the shrubbery. The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues. After 15 mins the 2 return out of breath and laughing. The angel tells them they have 15 mins left would they care to do it again?
He asks her " shall we?" She eagerly replies" Oh yes, lets. But lets change positions, this time i'll hold the pigeon down and you sh*t on its head"
One of a nude man and one of a nude woman.
They had been facing each other across a pathway for hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky. With a single gesture, brings the 2 statues to life.
The angel tells them "As a reward for being patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for 30 minutes to do what you've wished to do the most."
He looks at her, she looks at him and they disappear behind the shrubbery. The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues. After 15 mins the 2 return out of breath and laughing. The angel tells them they have 15 mins left would they care to do it again?
He asks her " shall we?" She eagerly replies" Oh yes, lets. But lets change positions, this time i'll hold the pigeon down and you sh*t on its head"