?Mummy, mummy, what?s a pussy?? asked the small boy. His mother went to the encyclopaedia and showed him a picture of a cat. ?That?s a pussy,? she said. ?Mummy, mummy, what?s a b@tch?? continued the little boy. Again, mother consulted the encyclopaedia and showed her son a picture of a dog. But the boy wasn?t convinced so he went to his father and asked him what a pussy was. Dad went to his magazine, opened it at the centrefold and drew a circle. ?There you are, son,? he said, ?that?s a pussy.? Then the little boy asked him what a b@tch was and dad replied sadly, ?Everything outside the circle, son.?
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