Three men get captured in the jungle by cannibals and are taken back to the big Chief who immediately gets out his penis and tells them that if their 3 penises together can match his, then they will be set free. Now the cannibal chief has a 22 inch donger so the first man gets his out and it measures 11 inches. The second man reveals his and it?s 9 inches. Only another 2 inches are needed so the men are feeling quietly confident when the third man drops his trousers and produces a pathetic example of manhood. However, it just makes 2 inches so the men are set free. Later on, back at camp, the first man says to his companions, ?It?s a good thing mine was 11 inches.? ?It?s lucky mine was 9 inches,? says the second. ?And it?s a bloody good thing I had an erection,? answers the third.