A ladies? man stops for the night at a country hotel and as he signs in, he notices a beautiful blonde sitting alone at the hotel bar. While the receptionist is sorting out the paperwork, he saunters over to the blonde and returns a couple of minutes later with the girl on his arm. Grinning, he says to the receptionist, ?Would you believe it! I?ve just bumped into my wife, so we?d better have a double room.? The following morning, he goes to pay his bill and discovers it?s for more than ?2,000. ?What the hell?s this for?? he splutters. ?I?ve only been here one night.?
?Of course, Sir, but your wife has been here for more than a week!?
?Of course, Sir, but your wife has been here for more than a week!?