The Minister was pounding the pulpit during his Sunday Service on the virtue of forgiving you enemy.
He asked the congregation `Raise your hands all you who have forgiven your enemies`
Everyone raised their hands except one little old lady in the front row.
`Ms. Emily Deeton, would you like to tell us why you havent forgiven you enemies` asked the Minister.
`Because I dont have any` replied Emily.
`So, Miss Emily, can you explain how, after 98 years on this earth that you dont have any enemies?`
`Because I outlived the bitches` said Emily.
He asked the congregation `Raise your hands all you who have forgiven your enemies`
Everyone raised their hands except one little old lady in the front row.
`Ms. Emily Deeton, would you like to tell us why you havent forgiven you enemies` asked the Minister.
`Because I dont have any` replied Emily.
`So, Miss Emily, can you explain how, after 98 years on this earth that you dont have any enemies?`
`Because I outlived the bitches` said Emily.