Jack?s funeral

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  • manxspud
    DK Veteran
    • Jul 2009
    • 1768
    #1

    Jack?s funeral

    On the day of Jack?s funeral, the undertakers took his coffin up to the church in a coach and four black horses. Now the church was at the top of a steep hill and suddenly, without warning, the doors of the coach flew open and the coffin careered back down the hill. By the time it reached the bottom, it was going a fair pace and smashed through the doors of the chemist shop, hitting the counter and bursting open. ?Aaargh,? screamed the assistant as Jack sat up and said, ?Can you give me something to stop me coughing??


    Sorry ... i just had to ...
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    • Meat-Head
      V.I.P. Member
      • Oct 2009
      • 32000
      #2
      Yeah whatever, keep taking the pills.

      sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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        • manxspud
          DK Veteran
          • Jul 2009
          • 1768
          #3
          Originally posted by Meat-Head
          Yeah whatever, keep taking the pills.
          pmsl .... went to the chemist to get some pills .... however he said you had already bought the full stock.



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            • Meat-Head
              V.I.P. Member
              • Oct 2009
              • 32000
              #4
              Originally posted by manxspud
              pmsl .... went to the chemist to get some pills .... however he said you had already bought the full stock.



              BASTARD was meant to keep quiet, he get's pinned up the wall.

              sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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                • manxspud
                  DK Veteran
                  • Jul 2009
                  • 1768
                  #5
                  The 1 answer that shuts me up ....

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                    • Meat-Head
                      V.I.P. Member
                      • Oct 2009
                      • 32000
                      #6
                      Originally posted by manxspud
                      The 1 answer that shuts me up ....
                      *CONFUSED* so off to bed, let you explain

                      sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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                        • manxspud
                          DK Veteran
                          • Jul 2009
                          • 1768
                          #7
                          Well its like this ....

                          was expecting a little more of a sarcastic reply ... so had this gif ready in reply ...










                          seemed a shame to waist it

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