On the death of her husband, Eva placed a notice in the local newspaper. ?Robert Percy, aged 62, died of VD on June 7, at 3pm.? The next day, she met her friend in the street and her friend asked her, somewhat puzzled, ?But Eva, I thought you told me he died of a bowel complaint?? ?He did,? she replied, ?but I?d prefer people to remember him as a great lover rather than the little shit he really was.?