Two men lived next door to each other for over 20 years but they couldn?t have been more different. Sam was a model citizen, church every Sunday, a parish counsellor and a charity worker. Geoff was a drinker, gambler and a man for the ladies. Eventually Geoff died, he was quite young but the riotous life did him no favours. Then 15 years later, Sam passed away and arrived in heaven where he was astonished to see his ex-next-door neighbour lounging on a cloud, a huge barrel of beer next to him and a naked lady sitting on his lap. ?Why, that?s outrageous!? exclaimed Sam. ?I strive to be a good citizen on earth so that I might enjoy the fruits of heaven and when I get here I see Geoff. He should have been in hell.? ?Oh he?s in hell alright,? said the angel, ?That beer barrel?s got a hole in it?and the woman hasn?t.?