Irelands strongest man was passing a bog one day when he heard cries for help.
`Help help help` cried Paddy who had sank up to his waist.
`Fear no more Paddy, I`m Irelands strongest man and I`ll have you out in a jiffy`
So, grabbing Paddy`s hand the strong man pulled and pulled but to no avail.
`Jaysus I must be getting weak Paddy. I`ll have to go get more help`.
Paddy said `Would it help if I took my feet out of the stirrups`?
`Help help help` cried Paddy who had sank up to his waist.
`Fear no more Paddy, I`m Irelands strongest man and I`ll have you out in a jiffy`
So, grabbing Paddy`s hand the strong man pulled and pulled but to no avail.
`Jaysus I must be getting weak Paddy. I`ll have to go get more help`.
Paddy said `Would it help if I took my feet out of the stirrups`?