The doc goes up to a man lying in a hospital.
"well sir do you want the good news or the bad news first ?" asks the doctor.
"go on then what's the bad news ?" asks the man.
"well sir we managed to get you upside down on the operating table and unfortunately we have amputated the wrong leg." explains the doctor.
"No no, cries the devastated man, and what possible good news is there ?"
"well, replies the doctor, it seems like your bad leg is getting better."
"well sir do you want the good news or the bad news first ?" asks the doctor.
"go on then what's the bad news ?" asks the man.
"well sir we managed to get you upside down on the operating table and unfortunately we have amputated the wrong leg." explains the doctor.
"No no, cries the devastated man, and what possible good news is there ?"
"well, replies the doctor, it seems like your bad leg is getting better."