Geoffrey
A rich man living in Darwin decided that he wanted to throw a party andinvited all of his buddies and neighbours. He also invited Geoffrey, theonly aboriginal in the neighbourhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating prawns, oystersand BBQ and flirting. At the height of the party, the host said, 'I have a15ft man-eating crocodile in my pool and I'll give a million dollars toanyone who has the balls to jump in.The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash andeveryone turned around and saw Geoffrey in the pool! Geoffrey was fightingthe croc and kicking its ass! Geoffrey was jabbing the croc in the eyes withhis thumbs, throwing punches, doing all kinds of sh!t, like head butts andchokeholds, biting the croc on the tail and flippingthe croc through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor. The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Geoffrey and the crocwere screaming and raising hell. Finally Geoffrey strangled the croc and letit float to the top like a K-mart goldfish. Geoffrey then slowly climbed outof the pool. Everybody wasjust staring at him in disbelief. Finally the host says, 'Well, Geoffrey , I reckon I owe you a milliondollars.' Nah, you all right, I don't want it,' said Geoffrey . The rich man said, 'Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet.''How about half a million bucks then?' 'No thanks. I don't want it,'answered Geoffrey . The host said, 'Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing.How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options? Again Geoffrey said no.Confused, the rich man asked, 'Well Geoffrey , then what do you want?' Geoffrey said, 'I want the name of the bastard who pushed me in the Pool.
