A blind man went into a restaurant. "Menu sir" asked the owner. I'm blind, just bring me one of your dirty forks, i will smell it then order" The confused owner got a fork. The blind man smelt the fork with a deep breath. "Yes, i will have the lamb with seasoned potatoes and spring veg". Unbelievable thought the owner. The blind man dined and left. Two weeks later the blind man returned. The owner wanting to see how good his sense of smell is, quickly went to the kitchen where is wife Lucy was cooking. He said "do me a favour and rub this fork over your pussy", which she does. He goes to the blind man and gives him the fork. The blind man takes the fork, puts its to his nose and says "f*ck me i never knew Lucy worked here".
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