I pulled this bird the other week and we went back to her's where she announced to me that she was kinky.
"What I like to do " she said, " is put my head under the carpet while I'm having sex."
"That suit's me," I said, " as I'm a bit kinky too."
So she strip's off and under the carpet her head goes.
After about 10 minutes she's still lying there with her head under the carpet, so she pop's her head out and say's to me, "what's up I thought you said you were kinky ?"
" I am," I replied, " I've just had a shite in your handbag. "
"What I like to do " she said, " is put my head under the carpet while I'm having sex."
"That suit's me," I said, " as I'm a bit kinky too."
So she strip's off and under the carpet her head goes.
After about 10 minutes she's still lying there with her head under the carpet, so she pop's her head out and say's to me, "what's up I thought you said you were kinky ?"
" I am," I replied, " I've just had a shite in your handbag. "
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