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An elderly man walks into a confessional where he tells the waiting priest, "I'm 92 years old, I've been married to my wonderful wife for the past 70 years, I've got 5 children, 23 grandchildren, and so far, 10 great grandchildren".
"With all of that happenin' in my life, you know what I did yesterday? I'll tell you what I did. I picked up two young college co-eds who were out hitchhikin' and the 3 of us checked into a motel where I had sex with each of 'em 3 times through the afternoon before my lust finally wore 'em both out!"
The priest asked, "Do ya repent and seek forgiveness for yer sins?"
The elderly man replied, "What sins?"
Incredulous at what he had just heard, the priest exclaimed, "What do ya mean, what sins?!? Are you jokin', man? What kind of Catholic are ya?"
Said the elderly man, "Catholic? What Catholic? I'm Jewish!"
Replied the priest, "Well then, for the love of God, why are ya tellin' me all this?"
Excitedly the elderly man responded, "Are ya kiddin' me?!? I'm 92 years old! I'm tellin' everybody!"
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An elderly man walks into a confessional where he tells the waiting priest, "I'm 92 years old, I've been married to my wonderful wife for the past 70 years, I've got 5 children, 23 grandchildren, and so far, 10 great grandchildren".
"With all of that happenin' in my life, you know what I did yesterday? I'll tell you what I did. I picked up two young college co-eds who were out hitchhikin' and the 3 of us checked into a motel where I had sex with each of 'em 3 times through the afternoon before my lust finally wore 'em both out!"
The priest asked, "Do ya repent and seek forgiveness for yer sins?"
The elderly man replied, "What sins?"
Incredulous at what he had just heard, the priest exclaimed, "What do ya mean, what sins?!? Are you jokin', man? What kind of Catholic are ya?"
Said the elderly man, "Catholic? What Catholic? I'm Jewish!"
Replied the priest, "Well then, for the love of God, why are ya tellin' me all this?"
Excitedly the elderly man responded, "Are ya kiddin' me?!? I'm 92 years old! I'm tellin' everybody!"