A woman had been on the game for 4 years & was worried about the size of her fanny on her wedding night, so she decided to tell her husband she caught it climbing over a fence.
After an hour in bed with her he said,
"Just how far across the f*****g field were you before you realised it was caught?"
After an hour in bed with her he said,
"Just how far across the f*****g field were you before you realised it was caught?"