Why do sharks circle before atacking humans

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  • jdm2506
    Junior Member
    • Jul 2010
    • 24

    #1

    Why do sharks circle before atacking humans

    Father shark says to his son its time for u to lern to hunt so of they go shortly come across 2 people swiming a bit far of shore father says theese will do nicely, son says lets attack father replies no just follow me so of they go. they swim up to the panicing people & circle them 3 times then stop . son asks will we attack now , no father replies ,do what i do, they thenswim circling in the oposite direction 3 times then stop, son asks can we attack now, father replies yes , so they rip the 2 people bits & eat them , as they swim back home the son asks dad Why did we circle our prey before attacking them , His father replied son they were humans & humans taste better with the sh-t removed.......
  • thewizardofodds
    DK Veteran
    • Nov 2008
    • 924

    #2
    That was hard work reading.

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    • rogermcgomry
      Junior Member
      • Feb 2010
      • 30

      #3
      Is this any easier?
      Father shark says to his son, ?Its time for you to learn how to hunt.? So off they go, shortly coming across two people swimming a bit far of shore. Father says, ?These will do nicely.? Son says, ?Let?s attack.? Father replies, ?No, just follow me,? and off they go. They swim up to the panicking people and circle three times, then stop. Son asks, ?Will we attack now?? ?No,? father replies. ?Do what I do.? Then, they swim, circling in the opposite direction three times before stopping. Son asks, ?Can we attack now.? ?Yes,? father replies. So they rip the two people to bits and eat them. As they swim back home, the son asks, ?Why did we circle our prey before attacking them?? Father replies, ?Son, they were humans, and humans taste better with the sh-t removed.?

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      • thewizardofodds
        DK Veteran
        • Nov 2008
        • 924

        #4
        Originally posted by rogermcgomry
        Is this any easier?
        Father shark says to his son, ?Its time for you to learn how to hunt.? So off they go, shortly coming across two people swimming a bit far of shore. Father says, ?These will do nicely.? Son says, ?Let?s attack.? Father replies, ?No, just follow me,? and off they go. They swim up to the panicking people and circle three times, then stop. Son asks, ?Will we attack now?? ?No,? father replies. ?Do what I do.? Then, they swim, circling in the opposite direction three times before stopping. Son asks, ?Can we attack now.? ?Yes,? father replies. So they rip the two people to bits and eat them. As they swim back home, the son asks, ?Why did we circle our prey before attacking them?? Father replies, ?Son, they were humans, and humans taste better with the sh-t removed.?
        Yes thanks. come up to the front of the class and collect your gold star!

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        • zdzicho1233
          Top Poster
          • Nov 2009
          • 164

          #5
          very nice... :-)

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