MAGIC LANTERN

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  • patkins
    V.I.P. Member
    • Oct 2009
    • 3662

    #1

    MAGIC LANTERN

    A man out walking found a magic lantern and on rubbing it, out popped two blond genies.
    He was entitled to three wishes and having made them POP he suddenly found himself inside a beautiful mansion filled with fifty virgins.
    Having made love to all of them he decided to explore the vast mansion and felt great comfort from the flooring. On looking down he saw that the floor was carpeted in 1,000 dollar bills.
    Suddenly there was a knock at the door and on opening it the man found himself facing two Ku Klux Klan members who dragged him outside, strung him up and hung him from the tree.
    The Klan members took off their hoods to reveal that they were the two blond genies.
    One said to the other `I can understand his first wish to have a beautiful mansion full of virgins, and his second wish to be loaded with money but why on earth for his third wish would he want to be hung like a black man?
  • wait4me
    Junior Member
    • May 2010
    • 31

    #2
    that is funny

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