Santa

[Cronus]

A little kid had got a brand new bike for christmas, he was riding his bike down the road when a police officer on horse back told him to stop,

"just where'd you think your going?"

"im riding my bike sir, santa got it me"

"well send a letter back to santa asking for some lights, its not a functional or safe bike"

"ok"

the kid starts to ride off on his bike but turns around,

"did santa get you that horse?"

"yeah, sure he did"

"yeah, well send him a letter back saying the dick should be underneath not on top."

[RCpower]

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