A policeman on a horse stops a young girl who's riding a bike and asks , ' Did Santa get you that bike ?'
'Yes ' replies the girl.
The policeman fines her five quid and says ' Next time tell him to fit some lights on it'
The girl looks at the policeman and asks, ' Did Santa get you that horse ?
'Yes' laughed the policeman , ' Why ?'
'Well next time ' , she says , ' tell him the dick goes underneath the horse and not on top'
'Yes ' replies the girl.
The policeman fines her five quid and says ' Next time tell him to fit some lights on it'
The girl looks at the policeman and asks, ' Did Santa get you that horse ?
'Yes' laughed the policeman , ' Why ?'
'Well next time ' , she says , ' tell him the dick goes underneath the horse and not on top'