A man was mowing his lawn when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house to check her mailbox.She opened it and then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house..a little later she came out opened the mailbox again she slammed it shut again fuming..This went on for a while comming out opening the mailbox then slamming it shut as she was about to go back into the house the man asks her is there somthing wrong..She replied there certainly is my ~~~~ing computer keeps giving me a message ... saying you've got MAIL.