a nun walks into the mother superiors office and dropping into a chair lets out sigh of frustration. wot troubles u sister? asked the mother superior, i thought this was ur day 2 spend with ur family? it was sighed the sister, and i went 2 play golf with my brother, u know i used 2 be a talented player b4 i found god. i seem to recall that said the mother superior. so i take it your day of recreation was not relaxing? far from it snorted the sister i even took the lords name in vain 2day. goodness gasped the mother superior u must tell me about it, well we were on the 5th tee.....and this hole is a monster, mother-540 yard par5, with a nasty dogleg left and a hidden green...and i hit the drive of my life, i creamed it the sweetest swing i ever made and its flying straight and true, right along the line i wanted...and it hits a bird mid -flight! oh my says the mother is that when u blasphemed? no that wasnt it says the sister while i was trying to workout what had just happened this squirrel runs out of the woods picks up the ball and runs off down the fairway! oh that would have made me blaspheme says the mother, but i didnt says the sister, i was so proud of myself! and while i was pondering if this was a sign from god or not this hawk flys down grabs the squirrel and flies off, with my ball still clutched in its paws! so thats when u blasphemed says the mother with a knowing smile! nope that wasnt it either says the sister with anguish, cos as the hawk flies off out of sight the squirrel starts to struggle and the hawk drops him there on the green and the ball pops out of his paws and rolled to about 18 inches from the cup! mother superior sat back in her chair, folded her arms across her chest fixed the sister with a balefull stare and said..........."you missed the f***ing putt didnt you.?