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  • hoggy952
    DK Veteran
    • Jan 2010
    • 1229

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    little Johny

    Little Johnny's Teacher says,
    "Whoever can answer the following questions can have a half day off school. Who said : ' Ask not what your country can do for you.....' " before Johnny can open his mouth, little Nancy shouts out, " John F Kennedy Miss!!"
    Teacher says, " Very good Nancy, you may go "
    Teacher then asks, " Who said, 'I have a dream.....' "
    Before Johnny can answer, Mary shouts out, "Martin Luther King Miss!!"
    "Very good, Mary ! You may go"
    Johnny is fuming, and, just as the teacher turns around, says, "I wish those b*tches would keep their f*ck*ng mouths shut !!"
    Teacher turns round and asks, " Who said that ?!! "
    Johnny replies, " Wayne Rooney, Miss. See you tomorrow!! "
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