An engineer died and turned up at the pearly gates. St. Peter says `Your not on my list so off with you to hell.
The engineer is admitted to hell and soon becomes bored with all the blandness so he decides to improve things and soon has air conditioning and escalators installed.
God rings Satan up one day to find out how things are in hell.
Satan says ` It`s great down here with our new air conditioning and escalators and who knows what our resident engineer will come up with next`
God says `That engineer belongs to me. Send him back up or I`ll sue you`
Satan replies `Sue me..and just where are you going to get a lawyer?
The engineer is admitted to hell and soon becomes bored with all the blandness so he decides to improve things and soon has air conditioning and escalators installed.
God rings Satan up one day to find out how things are in hell.
Satan says ` It`s great down here with our new air conditioning and escalators and who knows what our resident engineer will come up with next`
God says `That engineer belongs to me. Send him back up or I`ll sue you`
Satan replies `Sue me..and just where are you going to get a lawyer?