A woman is frustrated wit her love life cos her husband has a massive crush on brigitte bardot,,,,,to win back his attention's,,she goe's to a tattooist to have the letter's "BB" tattooed on her boob's. The tattooist warn's her that age and gravity would probably make this unattractive later in life,,,,and suggest's the tattoo be on her butt instead. She agree's and bend's over to recive a "B" on each buttock..When her husband get's home from work that night,, she greet's him by turning around,, bending over,,and lifting her dress to expose the artwork,,What do you think the wife say's...."Uh who the ~~~~ is Bob the husband replie's.