a koala is sitting up a gum tree smokin a joint when a little lizard walks past looks up and says "wot u doin"koala says "smokin a joint, come up and have some" so the little lizard climbs up and they smoke a few, lizard says "my mouths dry i'm going down to the river for a drink" but he is so stoned he leans to far over and falls into the river, a crocodile sees this, swims over and helps the lizard to the riverbank then asks "whats the matter with you?" so he tells him about the koala, so the crocodile says "i've got to check this out" off he goes through the rainforest, finds the koala sitting up the tree finishing a joint, he looks up and shouts "hey you!" so the koala looks down at him and says, "shiiiiit dude how much water did you drink?!!"