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  • leotheloin
    DK Veteran
    • Jul 2009
    • 1001

    #1

    men never listen

    A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility,,,But each time he tried it was occupied,,The flight attendant aware of his predicament ,,suggested he use the attendant's ladie's room, but cautioned him not to press any of the button's,,,,There next to the paper roll were 3 button's marked WW-WA-ART....Making the mistake so many men make for not listening to a woman,,he disregarded wat she said when his curiosity got the better of him..He carefully pressed the WW button and immediately a gentle flush of warm water sprayed on his bare bottom,,He thought "Wow this is ~~~~ing cool,,,So he pressed the WA button and warm air blew across his bare bottom and dried it comfortably,this is ~~~~ing super cool he sez,,, he pressed the ART button,,,,When he awoke in the hospital the morphine was just wearing off ,,,confused he buzzed the nurse to find out wat happened,,,He explained the last thing he remembered was intense pain in the ladie's room on the plane....The nurse explained "Yes you must have been having a great time,,until you pushed the Automatic Tampon Removel "button."
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