Girl has a baby... midwife say's "its black" girl say's " i needed money so i did a ~~~~ film, the leading man was black". Midwife say's "He's got blonde hair" well the other leading man was blonde. Midwife say's "he's got slanted eyes" Er the other leading man was chinese. The midwife slaps the baby and he cries, "thank god for that" said the girl " i thought he was going to bark".