A little old lady answered a knock at her door to find a salesman standing there with a vacuum cleaner.
`Good morning Madam and can I interest you in a new hoover`
`F.ck off I`ve no money`said the old lady as she closed the door.
The salesman put his foot in the door and began to pour a bucket of horsesh.t on her hallway.
`This hoover is so good that if it fails to hoover up the horsesh.t I will eat what`s left on the hallway`said the salesman.
`Best of luck to you then`said the old lady`but my electricity was turned off yesterday`1.
`Good morning Madam and can I interest you in a new hoover`
`F.ck off I`ve no money`said the old lady as she closed the door.
The salesman put his foot in the door and began to pour a bucket of horsesh.t on her hallway.
`This hoover is so good that if it fails to hoover up the horsesh.t I will eat what`s left on the hallway`said the salesman.
`Best of luck to you then`said the old lady`but my electricity was turned off yesterday`1.
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