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  • RSwire
    DK Veteran
    • Jun 2010
    • 1247

    #1

    Crossing the border

    LET ME SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT

    LET ME SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT

    IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR

    IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.

    IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.

    IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.

    IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.

    IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.

    IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.

    BUT,

    IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET

    1 - A JOB,
    2 - A DRIVERS LICENSE,
    3 - SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,
    4 - WELFARE,
    5 - FOOD STAMPS,
    6 - CREDIT CARDS,
    7 - SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
    8 - FREE EDUCATION,
    9 - FREE HEALTH CARE,
    10 - A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON
    11 - BILLIONS OF DOLLARS
    WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE
    12 - AND THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT


    I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP OF THE SITUATION - - - - - - - -

    BEFORE I VOTE IN NOVEMBER!










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  • z786
    DK Veteran
    • Aug 2009
    • 4781

    #2
    usually i dont see text to text with nara but im gona hav 2 agree with the man this time



    btw, isnt this the comedy section
    Last edited by z786; 10 October, 2010, 01:32.
    "I always tell the truth. Even when I lie"

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    • RSwire
      DK Veteran
      • Jun 2010
      • 1247

      #3
      Yes it is the comedy section, I think it is funny, even living here in the US and my taxes pay for the freeloaders.
      And i do agree this ain't right.
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      • z786
        DK Veteran
        • Aug 2009
        • 4781

        #4
        did you read the thread i posted?, click "this cant be right"
        Last edited by z786; 10 October, 2010, 01:32.
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        • nara
          DK Veteran
          • May 2008
          • 2586

          #5
          Originally posted by z786
          did you read the thread i posted?, click "this cant be right"
          z786 is correct. This is a viral email generated by right wing anti-immigrant groups in the USA. The content is hopelessly inaccurate and fraudulent.(deliberately)

          Immigration Myths and Misconceptions in "Let me see if I got this right..." Mass Emailer | Texas GOP Vote

          Here in the comedy section is the best place for it.
          Last edited by nara; 10 October, 2010, 08:25.
          He who laughs last probably didn't get the joke.

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          • RSwire
            DK Veteran
            • Jun 2010
            • 1247

            #6
            Yes I read your post and link z786, and I do realize it is some crap from anti imigration groups nara. But some aspects are correct. A town not far from me imposed laws about " free" things for immigrants( they get nothing with out being nationalized) but the supreme court made them abolish the new laws as they were "unfair" for the imigrants. But it is still funny the lengths some will go to stop immigration.
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