Little Johnny yet again

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  • chucklor
    DK Veteran
    • Jun 2009
    • 470

    #1

    Little Johnny yet again

    The teacher asks the children to describe what they had done this weekend and include the word "marvelous" in the sentence.
    Little Lucy puts her hand up and says,"My mummy, daddy and I went to the zoo this weekend and had a marvelous time."
    "Well done Lucy," says the teacher, " now then children can anyone make a sentence but with the word marvelous twice ?"
    Up goes little Johnny's, " well sir," he says, "I was playing football in our back garden this weekend and I kicked the ball and smashed the patio door and my dad screamed, WELL THAT'S MARVELOUS ~~~~ING MARVELOUS !!"
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