Together I can beat it
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my gorgeous wife says i have a split personality
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I've just been to a Schizophrenics & multiple personality disorder convention, it was brilliant!
Anyone who was everyone was there!
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Did you hear about the panto that was held in aid of the Schizophrenia Association? It descended into chaos when someone shouted "He's behind you!"
THE TRUTH
The Hillsborough Independent Panel. 12/09/12
Today's report is black and white.The Liverpool fans were not the cause of the disaster.
The panel has quite simply found 'no evidence' in support of allegations of 'exceptional levels of drunkenness, ticketlessness or violence among Liverpool fans' and 'no evidence that fans had conspired to arrive late at the stadium' and 'no evidence that they stole from the dead and dying'.Comment
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
THE TRUTH
The Hillsborough Independent Panel. 12/09/12
Today's report is black and white.The Liverpool fans were not the cause of the disaster.
The panel has quite simply found 'no evidence' in support of allegations of 'exceptional levels of drunkenness, ticketlessness or violence among Liverpool fans' and 'no evidence that fans had conspired to arrive late at the stadium' and 'no evidence that they stole from the dead and dying'.Comment
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Just rememeber , you are never alone with it .Comment
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"I'm treating a patient with a split personality," boasted a psychiatrist, "and Medicare pays for both of them!"
@manxComment
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A man walks into the psychiatrists office with a pancake on his head, fried
eggs on each shoulder, and a strip of bacon over each ear. The shrink, humoring him, asks, "What seems to be the problem?" The guy answers, "Doc, I'm worried about my brother.Comment
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A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient,
"How did you get here? What was the nature of your illness?" He got this
reply...
"Well, it all started when I got married and I guess I should never have
done it. I got hitched to a widow with a grown daughter who then became my
stepdaughter. My daddy came to visit us, fell in love with my lovely
stepdaughter, then married her. And so my stepdaughter was now my stepmother.
Soon, my wife had a son who was, of course, my daddy's brother-in-law since he is the half-brother of my stepdaughter, who is now, of course, my daddy's wife.
So, as I told you, when my stepdaughter married my daddy, she was at once my stepmother! Now, since my new son is brother to my stepmother, he also became my uncle. As you know, my wife is my step-grandmother since she is my stepmother's mother. Don't forget that my stepmother is my stepdaughter.
Remember, too, that I am my wife's grandson. But hold on just a few minutes
more. You see, since I'm married to my step-grandmother, I am not only the
wife's grandson and her hubby, but I am also my own grandfather. Now can you understand how I got put in this place?Comment
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my head hurts smoggyComment
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your never alone with a schizophrenic...Ian Hunter, absolutely top class LP
I went to a Schizophrenic's anonymous meeting today, I stood up and said "Hello, my name is smoggy, and I'm Peter"Comment
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hmm I am confused.. I hear a voice in my head.. is that me or someone else? If it is me .. how can I prove it?... it might be someone else who is pretending to be me.. how can we tell?
The Falkirk Wheel.sigpic The only rotating boat lift of its kind in the worldComment
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We sent my schizophrenic Grandad to a retreat in the forest. He's now at two with natureComment
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