Guy walk's into a bar ask's for a pint of beer while waiting he take's out of his pocket a small piano and penist the penist start's to play the piano,,the barman look's and is amazed go's over to him and ask's were did he get them,,off a genie he replied,,Have you got the genie wit you ask's the barman,, I have he sez..can i have a look sez the barman,, you can he's in this lamp so the barman goe's to the back of the bar rub's the lamp out pop's the genie,,The genie ask's wat do you want a million buck's he sez ,,Ten minute's later the barman make's it back into the bar and sez i asked that ~~~~ing genie for a million buck's and he sent me a million duck's,,,,,Do you think that's bad sez the guy I asked for a ten inch penis and look wat he sent me.