The Jackass

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  • tridoc
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    • Dec 2009
    • 46

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    The Jackass

    Father O'Malley rose from his bed. It was a fine spring day in his new
    Washington DC parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep
    breath of air and to see the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there
    was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn.

    He promptly called the US House of Representatives for assistance.

    The conversation went like this: "Good morning. This is speaker Pelosi.
    How might I help you?"

    "And the best of the day to yerself. This is Father O'Malley at St.
    Brigid's. There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn. Would ye be so
    kind as to send a couple o' yer lads to take care of the matter?"

    Speaker Pelosi, considering herself to be quite a wit, replied with a
    smirk, "Well now father, it was always my impression that you people took
    care of last rites!" There was dead silence on the line for a long moment.
    Father O'Malley then replied: "Aye, that's certainly true, but we are also
    obliged to first notify the next of kin."
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