me,selfish?

[stuckylad]

I spent $5000 on a boob job for the wife. She was delighted.

I spent another $2000 on a nose job for her. She was ecstatic.

I spent $2000 on liposuction for her and she was over the moon.

I spent $30 on a blow job for myself and she goes' f*cking mental.

Women!?!?!