Guy looking around in a pet shop comes across a parrot sitting on a small perch the parrot sez would you like to buy me..The guy sez wow you speak english ya sez the parrot would you like to take me home wit you..Guy look's at the price tag $200 no could'nt afford that price..The parrot sez come closer'' and whisper's i'am defective,,,guy wat do mean,,,parrot i have no leg's,,,guy how are you sitting on the perch,,,parrot i have my willy wraped around the perch for balance.. Look just go over tell the owner you know i'am a defective bird,,,Guy tell's the owner the bird is defective and buy's him for 20$..A few days go by and they are the best buddies watching the TV,,talking about day to day event's,,,Guy comes home from work the parrot goe's pizzzzz come over come over and whisper's when you went to work this morn,,, the postman rang the doorbell your wife opened the door in her bath robe and let him in her bath robe fell to the floor,,,Guy sez wat happened,,, He was kissing her all over her body then he got down on his knees...Guy's fuming wat happened next,,,Parrot dont know,,,Guy wat the ~~~~ do you mean ye dont know,,,Parrot i started to get hard on and fell of the perch and was knocked out..