Paddy's wife gave birth to triplets !! " how in gods name did that happen says Paddy ??" . " Remember the night i was very dry and we had no vaseline , so i used 3 in 1 oil ??" .
"Holy jaysus says Paddy , i'm fuc**ng glad we didn't use WD40 !!"
"Holy jaysus says Paddy , i'm fuc**ng glad we didn't use WD40 !!"