scottish wit
> Two businessmen in England were sitting down for a break in
> their soon-to-be new store..
>
> As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set
> up.
>
> One said to the other, "I bet any minute now somebody is
> going to walk by, put their face to the window, and ask what we're
> selling."
>
> No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough,
> a curious Scotsman walked to the window, had a peek, and in a soft
> voice asked, "What are you sellin' here?"
>
> One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling
> ass-holes."
>
> Without skipping a beat, the scotsman said, "Must be doing
> well... Only two left."
