A man has three daughters, they are all very pretty but very shy, so the man decides to put an advert in the local paper for blind dates for the girls.
On the first night of the advert their is a knock at his door, he open the door and stood there is a smartly dressed young man.
"Hi i'm Pete,
I'm dressed up neat,
And I would like to take your daughter for something to eat ?" says the young man.
The man agrees and off out goes one of the girls..
Aout 10 mins later another knock at the door, and again their is another smart man.
"Hi my name is Joe,
And I would like to know,
If I could escort your daughter to a show ?"
Again the man agrees and off goes his second daughter..
10 minutes later yet another knock at the door but this time when the man answers the caller is a bit scruffy.
"Hi my name is Tucker.."
"~~~~ OFF !!!!" shouts the father.....
On the first night of the advert their is a knock at his door, he open the door and stood there is a smartly dressed young man.
"Hi i'm Pete,
I'm dressed up neat,
And I would like to take your daughter for something to eat ?" says the young man.
The man agrees and off out goes one of the girls..
Aout 10 mins later another knock at the door, and again their is another smart man.
"Hi my name is Joe,
And I would like to know,
If I could escort your daughter to a show ?"
Again the man agrees and off goes his second daughter..
10 minutes later yet another knock at the door but this time when the man answers the caller is a bit scruffy.
"Hi my name is Tucker.."
"~~~~ OFF !!!!" shouts the father.....
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