Newlyweds undress on their 1st night , as the bloke removes his socks his wife says "wots wrong with your feet , your toes are all mangled " ?, i had Tolio as a child , " don't you mean Polio" ? , no Tolio , the disease only affects feet .As he removes his trousers , his new wife says " wots wrong with your knees , they're all deformed " ? , i had kneasles as a child , " dont you mean measles" ? , no kneasles , a strange disease that only affected my knees .
As he removes his boxers , his wife says " dont tell me f*ckin smallcox " ?
