A young man goes to visit his G.P. concerned about his welfare. After some blood tests the doctor says "..sorry Dave but I have to break it to you that you have HIV555. This is the new strain of HIV and I have to inform you that you only have three weeks to live.."
Visibly shaken and upset the young man heads home and tells his mother the bad news.
"..Don't worry I've pressed you a wee shirt and a pair of trousers. Let's go to the bingo and forget all about it.."
Later , at the bingo the young man shouts "HOUSE". The checker comes up and says "..young man, you have the four corners, single line , full house , regional and national....you've got to be the luckiest guy in here..."
The young man replies "..luckiest guy in here...do you know I've got HIV555?.."
"..F**K ME SON YOU'VE WON THE RAFFLE AS WELL......!"
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Visibly shaken and upset the young man heads home and tells his mother the bad news.
"..Don't worry I've pressed you a wee shirt and a pair of trousers. Let's go to the bingo and forget all about it.."
Later , at the bingo the young man shouts "HOUSE". The checker comes up and says "..young man, you have the four corners, single line , full house , regional and national....you've got to be the luckiest guy in here..."
The young man replies "..luckiest guy in here...do you know I've got HIV555?.."
"..F**K ME SON YOU'VE WON THE RAFFLE AS WELL......!"
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