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  • Bulld0g
    V.I.P. Member
    • Apr 2008
    • 7158

    #1

    Bernard Mathews

    Bernard Mathews 1930- 2010 rest in peas...........gravy and stuffing you tw@t. Best regards........ The Turkeys

    THE TRUTH
    The Hillsborough Independent Panel. 12/09/12

    Today's report is black and white.The Liverpool fans were not the cause of the disaster.
    The panel has quite simply found 'no evidence' in support of allegations of 'exceptional levels of drunkenness, ticketlessness or violence among Liverpool fans' and 'no evidence that fans had conspired to arrive late at the stadium' and 'no evidence that they stole from the dead and dying'.
  • maca
    Mr. DK DJ
    • Feb 2009
    • 6310

    #2
    ffs

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    • cgscott
      V.I.P. Member
      • Jul 2008
      • 3513

      #3
      like it
      sigpic


      Patience is a virtue.

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      • ruudvandan
        DK Veteran
        • Dec 2008
        • 1091

        #4
        He's getting Cremated on Thursday. 5 hours at gas mark 7
        http://www.facebook.com/BoycottFIFASponsors

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        • nush
          Top Poster
          • Oct 2008
          • 178

          #5
          the rummer was that his family were having him stuffed, but they have released a statement denying this saying
          " it would be in bad taste"

          would think paxo could help out with all the business he has given them over the years

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          • nush
            Top Poster
            • Oct 2008
            • 178

            #6
            does anyone know if the police have ruled out fowl play yet

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            • tshirtman
              V.I.P. Member
              • Dec 2008
              • 1345

              #7
              Bernard Mathews wife says to her kids "Ive got some good news and some bad news....The bad news is your dads dead....But the good news is.......we've got Roast Beef for tea!"
              !retupmoc eht ni deppart m'I !pleH

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              • bald rick
                DK Veteran
                • Feb 2010
                • 514

                #8
                How did the funeral go... Bootifull

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                • nush
                  Top Poster
                  • Oct 2008
                  • 178

                  #9
                  james blunt sang at the funeral, not sure what though

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                  • jcgrumbles
                    DK Veteran
                    • Nov 2010
                    • 944

                    #10
                    I wonder who got the wishbone

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                    • nush
                      Top Poster
                      • Oct 2008
                      • 178

                      #11
                      i hear his family are not pleased with the will
                      hes only left a poultry amount

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                      • mattybhoy
                        DK Veteran
                        • Dec 2009
                        • 1046

                        #12
                        Keep em coming guys...

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                        • nush
                          Top Poster
                          • Oct 2008
                          • 178

                          #13
                          I'm having Bernard Matthews Turkey for Christmas.

                          well he won't be needing it.

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                          • tshirtman
                            V.I.P. Member
                            • Dec 2008
                            • 1345

                            #14
                            poor old Bernard Mathews, he'd be turning in his gravy
                            !retupmoc eht ni deppart m'I !pleH

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                            • skywash
                              V.I.P. Member
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 1002

                              #15
                              wonder who got the job of stuffing their hand up his arse b4 he went in the oven

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