Bernard Mathews

**melloned** · 4 December, 2010, 02:24

Originally posted by nush

james blunt sang at the funeral, not sure what though

don't "turk" your love away ?

**jcgrumbles** · 4 December, 2010, 13:31

the service must have took ages if they had to keep sliding him out of the oven every twenty minutes to baste him

**Bulld0g** · 4 December, 2010, 13:34

you are a sick shower of ~~~~ers

**melloned** · 4 December, 2010, 19:02

shoulder to shoulder with Rod hull and emu now !

**DJSimo** · 5 December, 2010, 20:56

Ive heard the family are putting him in the freezer, and he is being cremated on xmas day............

**nush** · 5 December, 2010, 23:26

Originally posted by melloned

don't "turk" your love away ?

think it might be
"You're Beautiful"
but hay ho what do i know

**patkins** · 6 December, 2010, 00:15

May he rest in grease.

**jcgrumbles** · 8 December, 2010, 09:17

Originally posted by melloned

shoulder to shoulder with Rod hull and emu now !

,drumstick to drumstick

**jcgrumbles** · 8 December, 2010, 09:20

I wonder if they put tin foil over his feet before they slid him in

**melloned** · 9 December, 2010, 01:49

Originally posted by jcgrumbles

I wonder if they put tin foil over his feet before they slid him in

we can all guess where thet stuffed the onions and carrots !

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