I got home last Friday night really drunk and my wife warned me that if this happens again then she was going to divorce me.
Saturday night I got so pissed in the pub that I threw up all over myself.
'Oh shit', I told my drinking buddy, 'She's going to divorce me now'...
'Don't worry' he said. 'Just go home and tell her someone else was sick all over you and pull out a 20 pound note from your jacket pocket and say that they gave it to you to get your clothes dry cleaned'...
'Oh no not again', she said as I arrived home that night.
'No darling', I replied, 'Someone was sick all over me and gave me 20 pounds to get my clothes cleaned'
'Well why have you got two 20 pound notes?', she asked
'Well the other 20 pound was from the guy that shit in my pants', I replied...
Saturday night I got so pissed in the pub that I threw up all over myself.
'Oh shit', I told my drinking buddy, 'She's going to divorce me now'...
'Don't worry' he said. 'Just go home and tell her someone else was sick all over you and pull out a 20 pound note from your jacket pocket and say that they gave it to you to get your clothes dry cleaned'...
'Oh no not again', she said as I arrived home that night.
'No darling', I replied, 'Someone was sick all over me and gave me 20 pounds to get my clothes cleaned'
'Well why have you got two 20 pound notes?', she asked
'Well the other 20 pound was from the guy that shit in my pants', I replied...