A man decided to buy a centipede because he wanted something unique and different. He said to the centipede, "Would you like to go to church? We will have lots of fun."
As expected the centipede didn't reply.
Again he asked, "Centipede, would you like to go to church?"
Again no reply.
He decided to leave it a few hours and returned later. "Centipede, would you like to go to church?!"
The centipede finally and surprisingly replied.
"I heard you the first time, I'm putting my ****ing shoes on!"
As expected the centipede didn't reply.
Again he asked, "Centipede, would you like to go to church?"
Again no reply.
He decided to leave it a few hours and returned later. "Centipede, would you like to go to church?!"
The centipede finally and surprisingly replied.
"I heard you the first time, I'm putting my ****ing shoes on!"