25 November
It started to snow today!
The wife and I went for a walk watched the fluffy soft snowflakes gently
drift from the sky, leaving a twinkling diamond-like dusting on the trees and the law. It is so beautifu
26 November
We awoke delighted to find a beautiful blanket of crystal white glistening
snow covering the land as far as the eye can see.
What a fantastic sight, every tree and bush is now adorned with a lovely
mystical cotton wool covering, sparkling as if sent from heaven itself.
27 November
I shovelled now for the first time ever today and loved it! I cleared both
our driveway and the whole of the pavement outside our house and the house next door.
Later on, a snowplough came past and accidentally covered up our driveway
with compacted snow from the street. The driver gave a big wave and smiled
as he went past, I waved back and then shovelled the driveway clear again.
The children next door built a snowman, with coal for its eyes and a
carrot for its nose, they then had a snowball fight. A couple of snowballs
just missed me and hit the car, I threw a couple back and joined in the fun.
28 November
It snowed an additional 5inches last night and the temperature dropped to
around minus 8 degrees. Several branches on our trees and bushes have
snapped due to the weight of the snow.
I shovelled our driveway again. Shortly afterwards the snowplough came by
and did the same trick again. Much of the snow is now a brownish grey.
29 November
Warmed up enough during the day to create some slush, which soon turned
into ice as the temperature dropped again.
Bought snow tyres for both cars.
Fell on my arse in the driveway and went to casualty, luckily nothing
broken!
30 November
till cold! Had another 8 inches of white shite last night.
Sold the wife's car the other day and bought a 4x4 to get her to work. She
slid into a wall and caused considerable damage to the right wing. Both the
vehicles are covered in salt and iced up slush.
The bastard snowplough came by twice today! Wheres the bloody shovel?
31 November
More f------ snow! Not a tree or a bush on our property that hasn't been
damaged. Power off most of the night.
Tried to keep from freezing to death with candles and paraffin heater,which then tipped over and nearly torched the house!
Managed to put the flames out, but suffered second degree burns to my
hands, and lost all of my eyebrows and eyelashes.
Car hit a f------ deer on the way to casualty and was written off.
1 December
F------ bastard stuff white keeps coming down! Have to put on every
article of clothing just to go to the postbox.
The little bastards next door ambushed me with snowballs on the way back. I'll shove that carrot so far up that little *****s arse, it'll take a surgeon hours to find it! If I ever catch the arsehole that drives the snowplough, I'll rip open his chest and chew out his heart with my teeth!
I think the bastard hides around the corner and waits for me to finish
shovelling. He then accelerates down the street like Michael f------
Schumacher and buries the f------ drive again!
2 December
Sixteen more f------ inches of f------ snow, f------ ice, f------ sleet
and God knows whatever other white shite fell last night. Can't move my
f----- toes, its so cold.
I'm due in court in 3 months time for assaulting the snowplough driver
with an ice pick
Haven't seen the sun for five weeks. Minus 20degrees, and more f------
snow forecast!!!
3 December
F--- this!! We're moving to Oman
It started to snow today!
The wife and I went for a walk watched the fluffy soft snowflakes gently
drift from the sky, leaving a twinkling diamond-like dusting on the trees and the law. It is so beautifu
26 November
We awoke delighted to find a beautiful blanket of crystal white glistening
snow covering the land as far as the eye can see.
What a fantastic sight, every tree and bush is now adorned with a lovely
mystical cotton wool covering, sparkling as if sent from heaven itself.
27 November
I shovelled now for the first time ever today and loved it! I cleared both
our driveway and the whole of the pavement outside our house and the house next door.
Later on, a snowplough came past and accidentally covered up our driveway
with compacted snow from the street. The driver gave a big wave and smiled
as he went past, I waved back and then shovelled the driveway clear again.
The children next door built a snowman, with coal for its eyes and a
carrot for its nose, they then had a snowball fight. A couple of snowballs
just missed me and hit the car, I threw a couple back and joined in the fun.
28 November
It snowed an additional 5inches last night and the temperature dropped to
around minus 8 degrees. Several branches on our trees and bushes have
snapped due to the weight of the snow.
I shovelled our driveway again. Shortly afterwards the snowplough came by
and did the same trick again. Much of the snow is now a brownish grey.
29 November
Warmed up enough during the day to create some slush, which soon turned
into ice as the temperature dropped again.
Bought snow tyres for both cars.
Fell on my arse in the driveway and went to casualty, luckily nothing
broken!
30 November
till cold! Had another 8 inches of white shite last night.
Sold the wife's car the other day and bought a 4x4 to get her to work. She
slid into a wall and caused considerable damage to the right wing. Both the
vehicles are covered in salt and iced up slush.
The bastard snowplough came by twice today! Wheres the bloody shovel?
31 November
More f------ snow! Not a tree or a bush on our property that hasn't been
damaged. Power off most of the night.
Tried to keep from freezing to death with candles and paraffin heater,which then tipped over and nearly torched the house!
Managed to put the flames out, but suffered second degree burns to my
hands, and lost all of my eyebrows and eyelashes.
Car hit a f------ deer on the way to casualty and was written off.
1 December
F------ bastard stuff white keeps coming down! Have to put on every
article of clothing just to go to the postbox.
The little bastards next door ambushed me with snowballs on the way back. I'll shove that carrot so far up that little *****s arse, it'll take a surgeon hours to find it! If I ever catch the arsehole that drives the snowplough, I'll rip open his chest and chew out his heart with my teeth!
I think the bastard hides around the corner and waits for me to finish
shovelling. He then accelerates down the street like Michael f------
Schumacher and buries the f------ drive again!
2 December
Sixteen more f------ inches of f------ snow, f------ ice, f------ sleet
and God knows whatever other white shite fell last night. Can't move my
f----- toes, its so cold.
I'm due in court in 3 months time for assaulting the snowplough driver
with an ice pick
Haven't seen the sun for five weeks. Minus 20degrees, and more f------
snow forecast!!!
3 December
F--- this!! We're moving to Oman
Yup a bit like that up here too .... except I blew the snowplough driver away with a Magnum !
ly up his ass
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