Elton John

[shuffs]

Elton John was changing the nappy on his new son and he turned to his husband and said "He reminds me so much of you David." David says, "why, is it his cheeky little smile?" "No" says Elton. David ask's "is it his cute little nose?" "No its not that" says Elton. David says "Then it must be the colour of his eyes?" "No" says Elton "He's got sh*t on his dick."

[chucklor]

thats the downside to manlove , at least with a bird you can pop it on the vag and rinse it off .

LOL but you definately need to seek proffessional advice.....