Supermarket
A bloke is in the Super Market queue when he notices a rather dishy blonde across from him she raises her hand and smiles and says hello.
He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and
although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he says
"Sorry, do you know me?"
She replies "I maybe mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of one
of my children!"
His mind shoots back to the one and only time that he has been unfaithful.
"Christ!" he says "are you that stripper on my stag night, that I s*****d
on the pool table in front of all my mates, whilst your mate whipped me
with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my a**e?"
"No" she replies, "I'm your son's English Teacher"
He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and
although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he says
"Sorry, do you know me?"
She replies "I maybe mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of one
of my children!"
His mind shoots back to the one and only time that he has been unfaithful.
"Christ!" he says "are you that stripper on my stag night, that I s*****d
on the pool table in front of all my mates, whilst your mate whipped me
with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my a**e?"
"No" she replies, "I'm your son's English Teacher"