a midget woman goe's to the doctors, dr i've got a really itchy f*nny dr lifts up her dress and a pair of scissors, snip snip how is that says dr a lot better but still a bit itchy she says, dr again lifts her dress snip snip snip how's that he says? thats great doctor what did you do? say's the midget oh nothing much i just trimmed the fur on the top of your ugg boots