James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very
attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, and then casually looks at
his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?'
'No,' he replies, 'Q has just given me this state-of-the-art watch. I was
just testing it.'
The intrigued woman says, 'A state-of-the-art watch?
What's so special about it?'
Bond explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk
to me telepathically.'
The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?'
'Well, it says you're not wearing any knickers.....'
The woman giggles and replies, 'Well it must be broken
because I am wearing knickers!'
Bond grins , taps his watch and says, 'Bloody thing's an
hour fast.'
attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, and then casually looks at
his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?'
'No,' he replies, 'Q has just given me this state-of-the-art watch. I was
just testing it.'
The intrigued woman says, 'A state-of-the-art watch?
What's so special about it?'
Bond explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk
to me telepathically.'
The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?'
'Well, it says you're not wearing any knickers.....'
The woman giggles and replies, 'Well it must be broken
because I am wearing knickers!'
Bond grins , taps his watch and says, 'Bloody thing's an
hour fast.'